Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

When he stood up, it was a very complicated motion. If the deck chairs on the Ship to the Sea of Night had opened up, they would have done so like that. It was like he was unfolding himself forever.

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Weekend Update

Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.

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Rachel Blanchard

I think it's more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.

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A. J. Liebling

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.

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Nathaniel Hawthorne

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits.

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Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

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G.H. Hardy

...a science is said to be useful if its development tends to accentuate the existing inequalities in the destribution of wealth, or more directly promotes the destruction of human life.

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Betty Bender

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death.

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Eudora Welty

The events of our lives happen in a sequence of time, but in their significance to ourselves, they find their own order.

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E. Catherine Tobler, Vanishing Act

Not going home is already like death.

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Josh Billings

Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.

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