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Henry II Ford
What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and resources - to do some thing about them.
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Ring Lardner, "How to Write Short Stories"
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
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Katharine Whitehorn
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
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Seneca
What does reason demand of a man A very easy thing--to live in accord with his nature.
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Anonymous
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
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Robert Quillen
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
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Steven King, The Stand
The glory of a good tale is that it is limitless and fluid; a good tale belongs to each reader in its own particular way.
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Robert Englund
Do you want to know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling it, you can start to use it.
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Maya Angelou
My life has been one great big joke A dance that's walked A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself.
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William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
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Pope Pius XI
It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the common good.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking or his writing.
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