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Scandinavian Proverb
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
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Use disappointments as material for patience.
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Woodrow Wilson, Speech in New York, Apr. 20, 1915
No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.
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Claire Huchet Bishop
Authentic Christianity never destroys what is good. It makes it grow, transfigures it, and enriches itself from it.
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Walter Frederick Mondale
Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle Like seeing your family Being with your friends A fishing trip A hunting trip A night's sleep
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John Fletcher
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
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Benjamin Franklin
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
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Kenny Ausubel
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.
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Aldous Huxley
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every day produces, and which most men throw away, but which nevertheless will make at the end of it no small deduction for the life of man.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
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Nicholas Murray Butler
Businesses planned for service are apt to succeed businesses planned for profit are apt to fail.
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