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Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out.
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Anonymous
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
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Jon Wynne Tyson
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were not the wrong sort of people.
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Albert Camus
Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.
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Marie Ebner von Eschenbach, Aphorisms, 1905
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
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Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson), "Through the Looking Glass"
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
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Confucius
Things that are done, it is needless to speak about...things that are past, it is needless to blame.
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Plutarch
The giving of riches and honors to a wicked man is like giving strong wine to him that hath a fever.
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Seneca, Epistulae Morales
Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take a residence, so I shall choose my death when I am about to depart from life.
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The Grand Duchess Olga of Russia, Letter, 1917
Remember that the evil which is now in the world will only get more powerful, and that it is not evil which conquers evil, but only love.
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Victor Hugo
Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.
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Vicomte de Chateaubriand
You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
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