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Blaise Pascal
Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
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Alfred De Musset
We'll talk without listening to each other that is the best way to get along.
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Bertrand Russell
It is clear that thought is not free if the profession of certain opinions makes it impossible to earn a living.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
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Ellen Glasgow
Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted.
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J. D. Salinger
You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there. But immediately. You can't afford to lose a minute.
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Alfred Victor Vigny
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
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Kenneth Hildebrand
Freedom is the opportunity to make decisions...
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William Shakespeare
When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though I know she lies.
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Marquis de Sade
There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of the objects offered us for worship.
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Cicero, Pro Publio Sestio
The freedom of poetic license.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
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