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Arthur Schopenhauer
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
Change should be a friend. It should happen by plan, not by accident.
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Joseph Conrad
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
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Virginia
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
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Homer
All men have need of the gods.
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Pierre Auguste Renoir
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you.
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Eugene Ionesco
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
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Thomas Jefferson
...it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg.
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Norman Cousins
Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
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Art Linkletter
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
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