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Desiderius Erasmus, Adagia (III, IV, 96)
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum rex est luscus.
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Edwin P. Whipple
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
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Frank Zappa
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace. You will find that deep place of silence right in your room, your garden or even your bathtub.
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Sophocles
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
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Chilo
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
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William Shakespeare
I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
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Fred Dehner
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm.
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Jeff Valdez
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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Mary R. Thompson
Andrew is the operating system of the future and always will be.
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La Rochefoucauld
When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.
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Thomas Fuller
If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust him.
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