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Alan Perlis
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical?
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Iris Murdoch
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
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Mary Wortley Montagu
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
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Horace
The covetous man is ever in want.
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Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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Woodrow Wilson
...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.
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Samuel Johnson
You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.
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Robert Hutchins
Education is a kind of continuing dialogue, and a dialogue assumes, in the nature of the case, different points of view.
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Soren Kierkegaard
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love.
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Czech Proverb
Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.
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Willa Sibert Cather
The miracles of the church seem to me to rest not so much upon faces or voices or healing power coming suddenly near to us from afar off, but upon our perceptions being made finer, so that for a moment our eyes can see and our ears can hear what is there about us always.
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Mao Zedong
Revolution is not a dinner party, not an essay, nor a painting, nor a piece of embroidery it cannot be advanced softly, gradually, carefully, considerately, respectfully, politely, plainly and modestly.
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