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Cicero
While there's life, there's hope.
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Caroline Warner
I am convinced that attitude is the key to success or failure in almost any of life's endeavors. Your attitude--your perspective, your outlook, how you feel about yourself, how you feel about other people--determines your priorities, your actions, your values. Your attitude determines how you interact with other people and how you interact with yourself.
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Eden Philpotts
The Universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
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Agatha Christie, Autobiography (1977)
One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
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Nathaniel Brandon
Reason and emotion are not antagonists. What seems like a struggle is a struggle between two opposing ideas or values, one of which, automatic and unconscious, manifests itself in the form of a feeling.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
Be sincere be brief be seated.
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Dr. Jonas Salk
I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams.
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Mark Twain, quoted in Mark Twain and I, Opie Read, 1940
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
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Albert Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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Dr. Karl Menninger
Love cures people -- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
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Geoffrey Neighor
I've been thinking about that old Zen conundrum what's the sound of one hand clapping My personal opinion--nothing. You don't have two hands, you don't have any clapping. It's as simple as that. Stars, galaxies, clapping hands, what's the point The point is that we all need somebody, whether you're a supercluster or a little proton, a yin or a yang. Everybody is hooked into everybody else.
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