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Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
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Tom Stoppard
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.
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Euripides
It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.
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Author Unknown
There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him.
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Brock Tully
When I say beautiful things, I'm not necessarily living them when I live them, the beautiful thing is that words aren't necessary.
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Demosthenes
There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases it is the easiest thing of all to deceive ones self.
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Charles M. Schulz
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Unknown
Prayer is .... the salve on the wounds of our spirit that we order from God in our moments with Him.
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Ronald Knox
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.
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Rodin
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
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Danish proverb
Three Spaniards, four opinions.
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