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Danish proverb
No revenge is more honourable than the one not taken.
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George Harrision, From the song "Within you without you" from Sgt Pepper
Life goes on within you and without you.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Brian Tracy
You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.
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Charles Dickens
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
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Samuel Smiles
The experience to be gathered from books, Though often valuable, is but of the nature of learning Whereas the experience gained from actual life, Is of the nature of wisdom And a small store of the latter Is worth vastly more than a stock of the former.
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Thomas Carlyle
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but at length the season of summer does come.
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Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book.
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Unknown
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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Amy Bloom
Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.
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Benjamin Franklin
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
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Diane Ackerman
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
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