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William Rose Benet
And now there is merely silence, silence, silence, saying all we did not know.
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Gloria Borger
For most folks, no news is good news for the press, good news is not news.
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Patrick Overton
Watch your thoughts they become words. Watch your words they become actions. Watch your actions they become habits. Watch your habits they become character. Watch your character it becomes your destiny.
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Paul Rudnick
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.
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Edmund Burke
He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist in our helper.
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Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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Stephen Covey
Power is the faculty or capacity to act, the strength and potency to accomplish something. It is the vital energy to make choices and decisions. It also includes the capacity to overcome deeply embedded habits and to cultivate higher, more effective ones.
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Jonathan Winters
I couldn't wait for success, so I went on ahead without it.
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Dr. A. B. Meldrum
Bear in mind, if you are going to amount to anything, that your success does not depend upon the brilliancy and the impetuosity with which you take hold, but upon the ever lasting and sanctified bulldoggedness with which you hang on after you have taken hold.
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Benjamin Spock
What is the use of physicians like myself trying to help parents to bring up children healthy and happy, to have them killed in such numbers for a cause that is ignoble
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.
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