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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Funny Quotes - 97

Paul Valery

...in song the words tend to lose their significance, do often lose it, while at the other extreme, in current prose it is the musical value that tends to disappear - so that verse stands symmetrically, as it were, between song, on the one hand, and prose on the other - and is thus admirably and delicately balanced between the sensual and the intellectual power of language.


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Tennessee Williams

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.


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William Shakespeare

I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.


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Jane Austen

What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.


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Cullen Hightower

Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.


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Ann Landers

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I do not know everything; still many things I understand.


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Jonathan Swift

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love on another.


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Robert J. Shiller, Irrational Exuberance

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.


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John Locke

Curiosity in children, is but an appetite for knowledge. One great reason why children abandon themselves wholly to silly pursuits and trifle away their time insipidly is, because they find their curiosity balked, and their inquiries neglected.


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Unknown

A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.



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