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John Tillotson
Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind.
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Emily Dickinson
There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
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Horace Mann
Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men and women think of us.
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James A. Garfield, July 12, 1880
Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.
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Francis Bacon
Nothing is more damaging to a state than that cunning men pass for wise.
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Voltaire
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
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James F. Byrnes
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.
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Eric Hoffer
Nonconformists travel as a rule in bunches. You rarely find a nonconformist who goes it alone. And woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity
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Author Unknown
Only those who have the patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the skill to do difficult things easily.
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Franklin P. Jones
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Nikita Khrushchev
Revolutions are the locomotives of history.
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Jeff Melvoin
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping
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