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Saint Alfred of Rievaulx
What brings joy to the heart is not so much the friend's gift as the friend's love.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, form our true honor.
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James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion, 1926
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
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Miguel de Cervantes
The pot calls the kettle black.
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Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000
Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
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John LeCarre, The Secret Pilgrim
The only reward for love is the experience of loving.
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Eden Phillpotts
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it.
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Bob Wells
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
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George Pratt Shultz
It was an attempt to stick the Congress's finger in King Hussein's eye.
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Claude Roy
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment -- a way of looking at one's existence, one's misfortune, or one's discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same you forget yourself.
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Hal Lancaster
Getting fired is nature's way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place.
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