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Albert Brooks
It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.
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Sir Winston Churchill, Hansard, November 11, 1947
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life as though it were your last.
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This Is Spinal Tap
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
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Paul Theroux, in The Washington Post
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
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Thomas Paine
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
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Matthew 2214
For many are called, but few are chosen.
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James Harvey Robinson
American life is a powerful solvent. It seems to neutralise every intellectual element, however tough and alien it may be, and to fuse it in the native good-will, complacency thoughtlessness, and optimism.
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J. K. Rowling, J. K. Rowling Official Website
Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.
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Sallust
Small communities grow great through harmony, great ones fall to pieces through discord.
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Gaelic Proverb
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Tom Lehrer
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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