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Andre Gide
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
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G. K. Chesterton
You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution
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Buddha
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
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Hasidic Saying
The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.
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American Indian Proverb
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
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Plato
Science is nothing but perception.
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J Danforth Quayle
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
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Henry Louis Mencken
...the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
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William Hart Coleridge
There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?
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Pindar
Sweet is war to those who know it not.
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Lao Tzu
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than discontentment. And there is not greater disaster than greed.
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Bob Edwards
A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
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