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Latin Proverb
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be harmed unless you have sore places.
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Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge anyone to abandon theirs.
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Theodore Rubin
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
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Peter Fitzgerald
You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I'd say you were a carnival barker, but that wouldn't be fair to carnival barkers. to former Enron CEO Keny Lay
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
We are all Greeks. Our laws, our literature, our religion, our arts, have their root in Greece.
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George Moore
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
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Margaret Fuller
Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife.
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William Shakespeare
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
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Sarah Orne Jewett
'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
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Thomas Hobbes
Such truth as opposeth no man's profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
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Tom Stoppard
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Rick Reilly
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
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