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Amusing Random Funny Quotes - 47
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Will Rogers
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Gene Roddenberry
Time is the fire in which we burn.
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Saint Thomas Aquinas
Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a man does what he ought to do in circumstances confronting him.
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Rabbi Hillel
If I am not for myself, who is for me But if I am for my own self only, what am I, and if not now, when
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Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Erma Bombeck
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
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Vannevar Bush
Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic and it can be mitigated by reason and evaluation.
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Aaron Rose
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
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Origen
Conscience is the chamber of justice.
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Lillian Hellman
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
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Author Unknown
Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.
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Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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