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Thomas Babington Macaulay
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
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Kahlil Gibran
And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind.
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Rudyard Kipling
Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade.
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Stephen Butler Leacock
The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically known in municipal interviews as refusing to commit oneself.
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Mary Astor
Life without emotions is like an engine without fuel.
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English Proverb
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
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Anna Quindlen
The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still flabbergasted by how a job can be terrific and torturous.
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Unknown
The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels Is your heart. Fill you heart with good things and good things will follow you For the rest fo your life.
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French Proverb
We know the worth of a thing when we have lost it.
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Spinoza, Dutch Philosopher
I saw that all things I feared, and which feared me, had nothing good or bad in them save insofar as the mind was affected by them.
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Wilfred A. Peterson
The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your personality into the person you want to be. . . . Be gentle with yourself, learn to love yourself, to forgive yourself, for only as we have the right attitude toward ourselves can we have the right attitude toward others.
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