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Helen Keller
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
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Howard Newton
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.
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An English Professor, Ohio University
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
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Henry Ford
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
No facts are to me sacred none are profane I simply experiment, an endless seeker with no Past at my back.
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Unknown
If you listen you will hear If you look you will see If you touch you will feel If you try you will be.
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John Henry Newman
Growth is the only evidence of life.
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John Viscount Morley
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
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Christian Cardell Corbet
When one buys some of my artwork I hope it is because they will wish to learn from it and not because they think it will match their drapes
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Harlan Ellison
On love I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired. That is to abrogate one's responsibility as a human being.
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John Stuart Mill
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
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R. E. Phillips
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.
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