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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Funny Quotes - 93

Glenda Cloud

Change is inevitable, growth is intentional.


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Lloyd Dobens and Clare Crawford-Mason, Thinking About Quality

If there is no worker involvement, there is no quality system.


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John Dewey

Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy.


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Miguel de Cervantes

Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.


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Pythagoras

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.


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Jonathan Swift

The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.


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Sarah Orne Jewett

Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.


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Alexis Carrel

If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably and profoundly altered. Prayer stamps with its indelible mark our actions and demeanor. A tranquility of bearing, a facial and bodily repose, are observed in those whose inner lives are thus enriched. . . . Properly understood, prayer is a mature activity indispensable to the fullest development of personality . . . . Only in prayer do we achieve that complete and harmonious assembly of body, mind and spirit which gives the frail human reed its unshakable strengths.


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John Wayne, the book "My Life With the Duke"

A man has to have a code, a way of life to live by.


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Chinese Proverb

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.


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Vince Lombardi

But more importantly, you've got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you're lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he's never going to come off the field second.


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Chinese Proverb

When you drink the water, remember the spring.



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