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William Faulkner
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.
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Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Unknown
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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Toni Morrison
She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
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Frederick the Great
Religion is the idol of the mob it adores everything it does not understand.
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Marie De Vichy-Chaconne
It is only the first step that is difficult.
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from the Dictionary of Samuel Johnson
network: anything reticulated or decussated, with interstices between the intersections
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J. K. Rowling
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
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E. M. Forster
But the body is deeper than the soul and its secrets inscrutable.
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Stanton Delaplane
How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children are all foreigners.
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