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Brenda Ueland
These people who are always briskly doing something and as busy as waltzing mice, they have little, sharp, staccato ideas, such as 'I see where I can make an annual cut of 3.47 in my meat budget.' But they have no slow, big ideas.
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Einstein
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
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Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
Our enemy sees us clearly. ... They will not start a war. They're worried about one thing If democracy develops here, if we succeed, we will win.
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Mao Tse-Tung
We shall support whatever the enemy opposes and oppose whatever the enemy supports.
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Walt Whitman
The poet judges not as a judge judges but as the sun falling around a helpless thing.
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Seneca
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.
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H. G. Wells
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.
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C. M. Cox
Blaise Pascal used to mark with charcoal the walls of his playroom, seeking a means of making a circle perfectly round and a triangle whose sides and angle were all equal. He discovered these things for himself and then began to seek the relationship which existed between them. He did not know any mathematical terms and so he made up his own. Using these names he made axioms and finally developed perfect demonstrations, until he had come to the thirty-second proposition of Euclid.
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Philippians 413 Bible
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
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Rachel Blanchard
Winston Churchill was not entirely British. His mother was American, making Sir Winston part Iroquois Indian.
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Baron Patrick Maynard Stuart Blackett
May every young scientist remember... and not fail to keep his eyes open for the possibility that an irritating failure of his apparatus to give consistent results may once or twice in a lifetime conceal an important discovery.
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George S. Patton
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
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