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Douglas Noel Adams
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
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Miles Davis
That was my gift -- having the ability to put certain guys together that would create a chemistry and then letting them go letting them play what they knew, and above it.
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Ira Erwin
The greatest discoveries have come from people who have looked at a standard situation and seen it differently.
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Horace
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
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Denis Waitley
Everything is something I decide to do, and there is nothing I have to do.
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Aldous Huxley
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.
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Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Douglas Adams
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
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Pierre Gallois
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
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G. C. Lichtenberg
Before we blame, we should first see if we can't excuse.
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W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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Rosalyn S. Yalow
The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old.
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