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Johann von Goethe
Rest not Life is sweeping by go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts.
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Martha Graham
The body is a sacred garment.
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Donald Barthelme
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
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Bern Williams
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
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Oprah Winfrey
Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you small, you are in essence ignoring the owner's manual your creator gave you and destroying your design.
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Erik Nupponen
To solve the problems of today, we must focus on tomorrow.
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Wilfred Funk
The more words you know, the more clearly and powerfully you will think and the more ideas you will invite into your mind.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
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Rebecca West
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
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Benjamin Franklin
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
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Lewis Carroll
'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said, gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end then stop.'
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