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Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.
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H. L. Mencken
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
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Marty Indik
Confusion is always the most honest response.
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John F. Kennedy, speech at Vanderbilt University, May 18, 1963
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
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Charles W. Eliot
In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
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Edward Albee
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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George Bernard Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra (1901) act 4
He who has never hoped can never despair.
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William Langland, The Vision of Piers Plowman
Who will bell the cat?
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John Cage
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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George Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara (1907) act 3
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Conan Doyle
The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
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