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Theodore Roszak
To bemoan the messiness of politics is not just a folly it betrays a dangerous impatience with basic realities. It is like becoming disturbed that people do not fall in love sensibly -- and so deciding to computerize the problem.
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Joseph Conrad
We live, as we dream, alone
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Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
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Israel Zangwill
The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.
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Aristophenes
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
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Jane Austen, The Watsons
A woman should never be trusted with money.
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Charles Dickens
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.
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Robert Anthony
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.
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Dennis Miller
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
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Maxim Gorky
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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Clare Booth Luce
You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.
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Jean Anouilh
Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.
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