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Mae West
To err is human, but is feels divine.
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Ben Gaye, III
No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right destination.
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Mahathma Gandhi
Almost anything you do is insignificant, But it is very important that you do it.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Truth is not only violated by falsehood it may be outraged by silence.
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Aaron Machado
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
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William A. Smith, 1908
Engineering is the science of economy, of conserving the energy, kinetic and potential, provided and stored up by nature for the use of man. It is the business of engineering to utilize this energy to the best advantage, so that there may be the least possible waste.
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Plato
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
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Theodore Roosevelt
The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent, experimentation. It is common sense to take a method and try it, if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
What seems to be generosity is often no more than disguised ambition, which overlooks a small interest in order to secure a great one.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.
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Martin Luther
At night always carry in your heart something from Holy Scriptures to bed with you, meditate upon it like a ruminant animal, and go softly to sleep; but this must not be too much, rather a little that may be well pondered and understood, that you may find a remnant of it in your mind when you rise in the morning.
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Anita Brookner
The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely so simple and never so just.
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