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Horace
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
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Peter Drucker
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
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Hob Broun
Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
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John H. Patterson
An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
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Ed Koch
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.
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Alekandr Sergeyevick Pushkin
Don't be sad, don't be angry, if life deceives you Submit to your grief -- your time for joy will come, believe me.
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Billy Wilder
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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George S. Patton
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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William Shakespeare
Out, damned spot out, I say
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Barbara Johnson, The Joy Journal
Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
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Henry David Thoreau
It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
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Sir Edward Appleton
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
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