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Yugoslav Proverb
Complain to one who can help you.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.
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Sam James Ervin, Jr.
Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What meat do they eat that makes them grow so great
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Albert Einstein
To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder.
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Jean Giraudoux
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Longfellow
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining, Thy fate is the common fate of all, Into each life a little rain must fall, Some days must be dark and dreary.
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Charles Lindbergh, Interview shortly before his death, 1974
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
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George Orwell
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.
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Madame de Stael
Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.
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Phyllis Chesler
If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others to leave the world a little better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.
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Carl Sandburg
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And those having it in one test never know for sure if they will have it when the next test comes.
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