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Agesilaus the Second
Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice yet if all men became just, there would be no need for courage.
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Joshua J. Marine
Challenges are what makes life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
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George S. Patton
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
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Saint Francis of Assisi, "Prayer of St Francis" (attributed)
Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace! Where there is hatred let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is despair, hope;
Where there is darkness, light;
Where there is sadness, joy.
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Ringo Starr
The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.
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Mark Twain
If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man.
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Stephen Nachmanovitch
The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
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Jack Handey
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing.
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Bertrand Russell
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
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Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement.
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Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha
Opinions mean nothing; they may be beautiful or ugly, clever or foolish, anyone can embrace or reject them.
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Lord Robert Baden-Powell
Girls should be brought up to be comrades and helpers, not to be dolls. They should take a real and not a visionary share in the welfare of the nation.
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