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Sir Winston Churchill
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
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Pearl Bailey
Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible.
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Jacques Maritain
Christianity taught men that love is worth more than intelligence.
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David Bowie
I think that we have created a new kind of person in a way. We have created a child who will be so exposed to the media that he will be lost to his parents by the time he is 12.
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Phaedrus
It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
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George Woodberry
To feel that one has a place in life solves half the problems of contentment.
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Oliver Goldsmith
Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter.
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Bertrand Russell
The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.
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Clint Eastwood
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
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Arsenio Hall
On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left
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W.C. Fields
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
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Pearl Buck
At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.
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