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Cicero
As the old proverb says Like readily consorts with like.
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Hellen Keller
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.
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Tom Hanks
The prejudice surrounding AIDS exacts a social death which precedes the actual physical one.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit.
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John Bay
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Charles Schwab
A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.
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Euell Gibbons
We live in a vastly complex society which has been able to provide us with a multitude of material things, and this is good, but people are beginning to suspect we have paid a high spiritual price for our plenty.
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William Shakespeare
See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
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Arab Proverb
After dinner, rest after dinner walk a mile.
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Joseph Addison
Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered down from generation to generation as presents to the posterity of those who are yet unborn.
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Peter York
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
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David Armistead
Trust each other again and again. When the trust level gets high enough, people transcend apparent limits, discovering new and awesome abilities for which they were previously unaware.
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