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Amusing Random Funny Quotes - 17
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Alexander Pope
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince
One runs the risk of weeping a little, if one allows himself to be tamed.
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Christopher Isherwood
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
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Paul McCartney
In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Jewish Proverb
Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile.
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Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'
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John M. Ford
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
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John Ciardi
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
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Frederick Langbridge
Two men look out through the same bars; one sees the mud and one the stars.
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Ernest Hemingway
They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
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