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Aristotle
Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others.
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Grayson Kirk
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
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George Gurdjieff
Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.
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Ray Bradbury
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
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Henry David Thoreau
What is a country without rabbits and partridges They are among the most simple and indigenous animal products ancient and venerable familes known to antiquity as to modern times of the very hue and substance of Nature, nearest allied to leaves and to the ground.
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Native American
We know what the animals do, what are the needs of the beaver, the bear, the salmon, and other creatures, because long ago men married them and acquired this knowledge from their animal wives. Today the priests say we lie, but we know better.
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John Crowley, Of Marvels And Monsters, Washington Post, October 18, 1998
Curiosity was a form of lust, a wandering cupidity of the eye and the mind.
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Penn Jillette
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
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Jay Gould
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
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Albert Einstein
Since I do not foresee that atomic energy is to be a great boon for a long time, I have to say that for the present it is a menace. Perhaps it is well that it should be. It may intimidate the human race into bringing order into its international affairs, which, without the pressure of fear, it would not do.
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Thomas Huxley
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger.
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