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Jimi Hendrix
Castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
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Albert Schweitzer
One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity.
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Margaret Mead
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another. - Hercules Furens
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Carol Burnett
Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never. And what wine is so sparkling, what so fragrant, what so intoxicating, as possibility
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Publilius Syrus
Nothing can be done at once hastily and prudently.
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Anatole France
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
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Heywood Broun
Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
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Hellen Keller
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
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Epictetus
Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish but wish the things which happen to be as they are, and you will have a tranquil flow of life.
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