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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The society of women is the element of good manners.
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Aristotle
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
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George Eliot
Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother.
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Carl Friedrich Gauss
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
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Jerome K Jerome
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
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Willie Stone
Vision without a task is only a dream. A task without a vision is but drudgery. But vision with a task is a dream fulfilled.
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Will Rogers, New York TImes, Apr. 29, 1930
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Elayne Boosler
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Porfirio Diaz, Biography of Porfirio Diaz
Poor Mexico - so far from God and so close to the United States.
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The person who has lived the most is not the one with the most years but the one with the richest experiences.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Think, In mounting higher, The angels would press on us, and aspire To drop some golden orb of perfect song Into our deep, dear silence.
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H. L. Mencken
Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard.
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