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W. Somerset Maugham
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
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David Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population.
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Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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Desmond Morris
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
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Author Unknown
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes
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Bhagavad Gita
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is certain. Therefore grieve not over that which is unavoidable.
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Democritus, Fragment 145
Word is a shadow of a deed.
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William Shakespeare
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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John Larroquette
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night.
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Christopher Darlington Morley
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of beauty.
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King Henry IV of France
Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.
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Danish proverb
No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
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