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Martin Luther
Prayer is a strong wall and fortress of the church it is a goodly Christian weapon.
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Garry Marshall
It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
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Oscar Wilde
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
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Peter McWilliams
The simple solution for disappointment depression Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
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Sheila Graham
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.
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Vera Brittaiin
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
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John F. Kennedy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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Marie Louise de la Rame Ouida
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed for animals on the earth no need of them, no toleration of them. An immense agony will have then ceased, but with it there will also have passed away the last smile of the world's youth.
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Charles Robert Darwin
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our 'stink' around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own work, may direct his gaze. Behold an equal thing, worthy of a God, a brave man matched in conflict with evil fortune.
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John Updike
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and earning money.
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