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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.


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Saint Francis of Assisi

Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace Where there is hatred let me sow love Where there is injury, pardon Where there is doubt, faith Where there is despair, hope Where there is darkness, light Where there is sadness, joy.


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Ralph Kiner

There's a lot of heredity in that family.


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H. P. Lovecraft

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.


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Eckhart Tolle

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have.


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Ronald Reagan

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.


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Unknown

Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.


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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.


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Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.


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Dee W. Hock

Never hire or promote in your own image. It is foolish to replicate your strength and idiotic to replicate your weakness. It is essential to employ, trust, and reward those whose perspective, ability, and judgment are radically different from yours. It is also rare, for it requires uncommon humility, tolerance, and wisdom.


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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't it I'm going to go ahead and keep you in the 'happy' category.


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Robert Frost

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.



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