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Edmund Burke
No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
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Jacqui Webb
Music is a medicine for many... Silence is a poison for some...
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Lord Acton, 1887
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Every man is his own hell.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Music - The one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge which comprehends mankind but which mankind cannot comprehend.
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Jonathan Swift
When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.
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Abraham Lincoln
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
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John Dryden
You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems crooked through the water.
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Seneca
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
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Mao Tse Tung
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
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Andrew Schneider
What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring tribes Yet decade after decade, century after century, they attempt in marriage to reconcile and forge a union. Why I don't know. Biological imperative Divine law Or just a desire to connect to that mysterious other In any case, it's always struck me as a hopeful thing.
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George W. Bush
Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end.
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