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Crazy Random Quotes - 43
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
There is nothing so ridiculous absurd* but some philosopher has said it.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
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Victor Borge
Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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Francesco Caracciolo, on alcohol
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
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John Mayer
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
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Benjamin King
Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
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Anon.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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Jean de la Bruyere
This great misfortune - to be incapable of solitude.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Catherine de Hueck
With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.
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Albert Pike
The double law of attraction and radiation or of sympathy and antipathy, of fixedness and movement, which is the principle of Creation, and the perpetual cause of life.
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William Pitt
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants it is the creed of slaves.
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