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Saint Teresa of Avila
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
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Edward Dahlberg
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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Joseph F. Newton
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
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J. B. Yeats
Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is because he is an affectionate man craving for affection.
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Publilius Syrus
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
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Cuban Proverb
A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
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Aeschylus
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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Paul Valery
What others think of us would be of little moment did it not, when known, so deeply tinge what we think of ourselves.
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Eugene F. Ware
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind He stumbles through existence with his head-light on behind. - from The Lightning-Bug
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Norman Mailer
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
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