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Helen Rowland
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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G. K. Chesterton
My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober.
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Matsuo Basho
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
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Tom Stoppard, "Artist Descending a Staircase"
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
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Horace Bushnell
It is only Christianity, the great bond of love and duty to God, that makes any existence valuable or even tolerable.
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E.M. Cioran
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
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Bill Vaughan
Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too.
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Eric Sevareid
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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Seneca
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
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Akhenaton
In all thy undertakings, let a reasonable assurance animate thy endeavors if thou despairest of success, thou shalt not succeed.
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H. L. Mencken
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebums and smaller adrenal glands.
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Cherrie Moraga
When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and emotional starvation.
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