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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
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J. Krishnamarti
In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself.
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Sir Francis Bacon
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.
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Joseph Stalin
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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Hippocrates
Walking is man's best medicine.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus (1922)
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
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Unknown
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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Francis Bacon
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
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Franoise Sagan
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
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Oscar Wilde
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
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Bertrand Russell
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
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Cornelius Tacitus, Histories
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.
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