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Hortense Calisher
This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.
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Tommy Smothers
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
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Clive Staples Lewis
Friendship is not necessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
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Aesop
Persuasion is often more effectual than force.
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Golda Meir
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Mark Morrison-Reed
The religious community is essential, for alone our vision is too narrow to see all that must be seen. Together, our vision widens and strength is renewed.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that.
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Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
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Miles Davis, Film: The Miles Davis Story
The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.
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Shannon Miller
Other people may not have high expectations of me, But I have high expectations for myself.
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John Adams
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
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