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Michelangelo Buonarroti
The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.
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John Gay
Cowards are cruel, but the brave Love mercy, and delight to save.
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Jerry Coleman
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
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Unknown
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
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Walter Anderson
Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.
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Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Frank Zappa
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
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Socrates, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
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Marshall McLuhan
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
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Peggy Noonan
My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana. Now we are in our Cabernet stage.
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Cardinal Mermillod
A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.
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