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George Bernard Shaw
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
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Laertius Diogenes
Time is the image of eternity.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
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Author Unknown
It is better to live richly than to die rich.
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Virgil
This quote reminds me to enjoy each moment of the summer Steep thyself in a bowl of summertime.
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Robert Hutchins
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.
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Samuel Goldwyn
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
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Samuel Johnson
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
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Harold Geneen, Chairman, ITT Corp.
Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
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SA Oberfuhrer of Bad Tolz, March, 1933.
All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately... The SS, SA and Stahlhelm give every respectable German man the opportunity of campaigning with them. Therefore anyone who does not belong to one of the above named organisations and who unjustifiably nevertheless keeps his weapon... must be regarded as an enemy of the national government.
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The Work of the Chariot
When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in the worlds of time.
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Cicero
When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.
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