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Very Funny Random Quotes - 50
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, 02-09-05
It’s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
With hope or without hope we will follow the trail of our enemies. And woe to them, if we prove the swifter!
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Alexander Hamilton, P. 217 - A History of the American People by P. Johnson
Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end, in all his actions, but private interest. By this interest we must govern him, and by means of it, make him cooperate to public good, notwithstanding his unsatiable avarice and ambition.
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Unknown
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Benjamin Disraeli
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.
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Eric Hoffer
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
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Charles Caleb Colton
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
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Amos Bronson Alcott, "Table Talk"
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.
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Charles Kingsley
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
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Barbara Hall
Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
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Samuel Johnson
To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the duties of friendship.
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James Ramsey
Never reason from what you do not know. If you do, you will soon believe what is utterly against reason.
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